“ I wish there were 6 stars because I would deffinately go up. This pizza house has new management in which the name has also changed but is where the Clock Work Pizza used to be. Phenomenal food. Ordered potato skins w/ bacon, Steak & White Rice Dinner & Chix w/ capitury calzone. Food came fresh and seasoned very well. I would recommend them over any other pizza place in the area. Give them a try if you haven't already. You won't regret it!! ”

“ So this is another pizza shop in the hood/cut and it didn't disaapoint. the pizza was on point and the owners were supper nice and I would definitely recommend to stop by. ”

“ Outstanding. I was pretty skeptical when people were saying things like "the best pizza I've ever had!" But yeah. This is in my top 5 pizzas of all time. Perfect crust, high quality cheese, delicate and slightly sweet sauce. I live in Pennsylvania, home of The World's Worst Pizza(TM). And let me tell you, I wish I could bring this place home with me. I also had a gyro. The meat was delicious with some cinnamon flavors and other spices in it! Homemade Pita Pocket bread. Fresh tasty tadziki. When I ordered the gyro, I pronounced it the normal way (YEE-roh) and the lady on the phone didn't know what I was ordering. Apparently they call them "JAI-roes" here like a gyroscope. Hilarious! Go for this place. Trust me. ”

“ I need to take a deep breath after reading all of these horrific reviews. Alright. The story starts on a standard Monday evening in late August. I work at night and despite the many negatives, one of the positives is that I only work three days each week. I am able to prepare a thick, juicy, steamy casserole (or something along those lines) to pack with me and Tinasaurus but that last night every week I come to work empty handed and empty-stomached and thus reserve that night for sampling the delivery cuisine in whatever location I happen to be scheduled. The night in question was no different. I initially planned on Indian food actually but the place fucked me and long story short I was left up shit's creek at like 9:30pm. I probably don't have to tell you that delivery at that time on a Monday, no less, is slim pickings. Luckily, Clockwork Pizza was open in addition to the usual fast food shit and a place called "Grilled Cheezes" or something. Clockwork seemed the most promising. Eating at work is not the time for splurging so I directed myself to the more nutritious parts of the menu. I've learned my lesson from ordering salads at a pizza joint before, so I passed over that part of the menu. They have a falafel sub, which can come in a pita upon request, and I was pleasantly surprised at the option to add in any one of their long list of add-ins. Standard order comes with lettuce, tomato, and onions. I elected to add pickles (bc why not?), black olives (bae), cucumbers, SPINACH, and BROCCOLI (yes I went wild). I don't think I had to pay extra for any of that! Their sammiches come in two sizes: small and large. I chose a small. I was worried that this would not meet their minimum, also I partially wanted to stuff my face with something naughty, and partially because I am genetically unable to not order cheesy fries, I added an order of their cheesy fries. They actually FORCE you to choose a topping, the two that I remember are jalapenos and olives. I am an olives bitch as much as the next person, but I do have SOME limits and I think olives on fries would be strange? I went with the obvious choice: jalapenos. Ketchup doesn't come standard, which makes sense actually because I have met a few psychopaths that don't like ketchup and there's no point in it going to waste, but they give you an option to choose from about a thousand condiments. The first is free (I chose ketchup) and the second is $0.50. I went with ketchup and honey mustard. I'm exhausted from this already so I'll cut to the chase. The fries were pretty good. They were cold and a bit soggy when they arrived but overall very pleasurable. I actually have more to say about the CONDIMENTS. The ketchup was a strange brand but tasted like ketchup so I'm confident that's what it was. They didn't give me HONEY mustard but instead gave me yellow mustard. wtf? who wants to dip their fries in yellow mustard? I actually do and do that sometimes but I would MUCH prefer honey mustard. If I knew they were going to give me YELLOW mustard I would have ordered like ranch instead or some shit. The falafel pita is very visually pleasing. As soon as I unwrapped it, that onion aroma crept up to my nostrils and I realized I FORGOT TO ASK FOR NO ONIONS. I hate onions and am very disappointed to find out that a national onion recall for SALMONELLA does not offer me a reprieve from these repulsive white strips of hell. I took the time to pick them out one-by-one and it was survivable. This was just OK. It was extremely dry and could use a sauce or condiment. I really should have ordered the eggplant parm sub. I also ordered a coke zero and it tasted exactly like I was expecting. ”